Introduction

Vincent Crouton is a 7-year-old athlete and student known for talking about hockey like it’s his full-time job. He is tall for his age, with blonde hair, a mullet shaved on one side, and bright blue eyes that make him look like he’s always about to announce a hockey fact. Vincent is famous for somehow turning every conversation into hockey.

Early Life

Vincent Crouton was born on March 23, 2018, and from the very beginning, he showed signs of being… extremely hockey-focused. While most babies say “mama” or “dada,” Vincent’s first word was “hockey.”

The story goes that he was sitting in his high chair, banging a spoon like it was a tiny stick, when he pointed at a TV game and clearly yelled, “HOCKEY!” Everyone froze. Someone rewound the video. He said it again—louder. After that, he began using random household items as “pucks,” including grapes, crayons, and one unfortunate dinner roll.

Later Years

Now that he’s older, Vincent spends his time thinking about hockey, playing hockey, and talking about hockey, and he also explores new places—mostly so he can figure out if hockey can be played there too. If Vincent discovers a new land, his first question is always: “Okay… but where’s the rink?” If there isn’t one, he starts planning how to build one.

Contributions

Vincent helps people learn more about hockey mainly because he talks about it so much that everyone around him becomes more informed. He also is a student, and does school stuff. But mostly hockey.

Fun Facts

His first word was “hockey.”
He explores new places mainly to see if hockey can be played there.
He is a student in Mr. Green's classroom.
He also plays lacrosse, but he doesn’t talk about it nearly as much as hockey.

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