It says, “MERCH STORE COMING SOON,” and yet… here you are.

Clicking. Scrolling. Hoping for more of a hint.

But nope. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

No product photos.

No descriptions.

No “limited edition” hype. (Yet.)

Why? Because it’s not ready.

And honestly, that makes this page kind of perfect for doing absolutely nothing.

You could keep refreshing.

You could try typing in a secret code.

You could even whisper “merch” three times into the void.

Won’t change a thing.

But we see you.

You’re curious. You’re determined.

And when the time comes… you’ll be the first to know.

Until then, consider this your official preview:

Something’s coming.

It’s for sale.

And it’s going to be awesome.

(Probably.)

MERCH. COMING SOON.

For real this time. Probably. Maybe. Okay, definitely.