Early Life

When Stingy Shampoo was just five years old, he got shampoo in his eyes while taking a shower. It stung badly, and he screamed. The scream was extremely loud, surprisingly powerful, and—most importantly—it never stopped. His family waited for him to take a breath, but instead, he just kept screaming through dinner, bedtime, and the next morning. From that day on, Stingy Shampoo screamed constantly, confusing doctors, neighbors, and anyone within hearing distance.

Later Years

As he got older, Stingy Shampoo continued screaming everywhere he went. He screamed at concerts, in church, during school plays, and even inside movie theaters while movies were playing. He screamed while working, shopping, and standing in line. No one ever heard him speak normally, and many people assumed screaming was simply his language. Despite this, he managed to live a full life and is now 73 years old, still screaming just as loudly as ever.

Contributions

Stingy Shampoo made several important contributions to society. As an inventor, he created many different types of shampoo, all designed to be less painful to the eyes, though none completely stopped the screaming. He also unintentionally taught people how to scream very loudly simply by doing it nonstop for decades. His efforts earned him a world record and a permanent place in shampoo history.

Fun Facts

• He is 73 years old and still screaming loudly.

• He has never whispered.

• He holds the world record for longest continuous scream.

• He invented shampoos while screaming the entire time.

• He was the first person to scream for many, many years without stopping.