Big Blubba
Oldest Looking Child
Big Blubba
Oldest Looking Child
Big Blubba is a very unusual person who looks like a baby but also somehow like an adult at the same time. He became famous for creating an extremely popular business called “Big or Small, Lots of Blubba for All!”, which once produced about three trillion dollars a year. Big Blubba lives in Diaperland, in the town of Pacifier, where this sort of thing is considered fairly normal.
Big Blubba was born on April 4, 1999, already fully grown as an adult, which immediately confused doctors, business people, and babysitters across Diaperland. Instead of growing bigger over time, he slowly shrunk as the years went on, the complete opposite of how most people age. Even as he became smaller, Big Blubba loved being an adult and refused to change his lifestyle. He kept his adult responsibilities, serious attitude, and strong business skills and an even stronger love for money, even while shrinking. From the very beginning, it was clear that Big Blubba was not going to live a normal life.
In his later years, Big Blubba ran into trouble when he was sued by his brother, Big Bubba, for copying his last name for his business. Because of this, Big Blubba was forced to change the name of his company to “Big or Small, Lots of Blubba for All!” After the name change, he only made about one and a half trillion dollars a year, which he considered “a little disappointing, but still fine.”
Big Blubba made a huge amount of money from his business, and chose to donate most of it to people who are poor. His generosity helped many families and made him known as one of the richest and kindest business-babies in Diaperland. He also earned a World Record for highest monetary donations given to charity in his lifetime (over $1 trillion!).
Big Blubba is Big Bubba’s brother.
He lives in Diaperland, in the town of Pacifier.
He was born already looking like a 54-year old man.
Despite his grown looks, he still wears a diaper underneath his suits at business meetings.