Introduction

Sheiona is a very unusual character who is half Shrek and half Fiona, both originally actors from the Shrek movies. Sheiona looks like a mixed-together ogre with traits from both sides and is known for being constantly annoyed by Donkey. Many people are confused by Sheiona, including Sheiona themself.

Early Life

Sheiona’s story begins with two separate lives. Shrek was born as a big, burping ogre. Fiona was born as a normal human being. For a long time, they lived completely separate lives, unaware that one day they would become permanently combined into a single person.

Later Years

After Shrek and Fiona got married, Fiona turned into an ogre, just like in the movie. However, things took a strange turn one night when Shrek was making brain-cookies for Fiona’s birthday. While baking, Shrek used a bowl of magic mixing powder. Fiona came downstairs unexpectedly, Shrek got startled, dropped the bowl, and Fiona tripped over him. The magic powder exploded everywhere, and the two became permanently stuck together, creating Sheiona. There was no undo button.

Contributions

Sheiona helps the world by donating brains to people who need them, although no one is exactly sure how that works. Scientists are still confused, but grateful.

Fun Facts

Sheiona’s diet includes brains, eyeballs, and earwax (eww).
Donkey annoys them more than anything else.
Many people think Sheiona lives in Mexico, but they actually live in a cave in Alaska.
Sheiona cannot be unmixed.
Cooking with magic powder is now banned in their kitchen.

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