"The Finger"
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Introduction
The Finger (formerly known as Connor Figger) grew up in Giggle Grove, Babyland, where everyone is either tiny, laughing, or being tickled. He looks exactly like what his name suggests: one single finger with no arms and no legs—just a determined little digit on a mission. He is famous for teaching babies to laugh by tickling them, and for being the first person to realize that a finger can be a full-time career.
Early Life
The Finger was born on May 5, 1995, originally with the name Connor Figger, and his life got weird immediately. He was born with three extra fingers and toes, and people wouldn’t stop staring and whispering, “That’s… a lot of fingers.” Eventually, everyone just started calling him The Finger, and he liked it so much that he legally changed his name to The Finger forever.
Later Years
As he got older, The Finger became famous for tickling babies so well that they laughed unbelievably early. His most famous moment was when he tickled a baby named Ben McTickles, who laughed when he was only 1 hour and 23 minutes old. After that, The Finger became a celebrity in baby circles and expanded his work by creating a daycare business called Rattle-Rattle Daycare Company, where giggles are basically the curriculum.
Contributions
The Finger has helped the world by teaching babies to laugh at very young ages, making families happier and baby photo albums much funnier. He also founded Rattle-Rattle Daycare Company, giving babies a safe place to learn important skills like laughing, wiggling, and making adults panic for no reason.
Fun Facts
His least favorite book is Nose Hair Pullers for Beginners.
He once visited Sheiona’s cave (and lived to tell about it).
His favorite thing EVER is a petting zoo, because he can ride the animals and “technically” he’s still petting them.
His name used to be Connor Figger, but he upgraded to The Finger permanently.
He is considered one of the most powerful ticklers in Babyland history.
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