Knifedog
Knifedog
The Knifedog looks like a normal dog at first glance—floppy ears, wagging tail, and an innocent face—but it has one extremely sharp appendage that looks exactly like a knife. This blade-like part is attached to its body and is always shiny, even when the rest of the dog is muddy. Scientists are still unsure why the Knifedog evolved this feature, but most agree it makes the animal both impressive and deeply unsettling.
The Knifedog was discovered by a kid named Colton, who was walking through the woods when he heard a strange scraping sound. At first, Colton thought someone was cutting a tree down with a sword (which already seemed suspicious). When he looked closer, he saw a dog sharpening itself on a rock.
The dog looked up, wagged its tail, and accidentally sliced a log in half just by turning around. Colton slowly backed away and later told everyone he had seen “a dog with a knife for a body.” Most adults laughed—until someone found a perfectly sliced stick and paw prints leading away.
Knifedogs are believed to live near forests, parking lots, and restaurant back alleys, especially places where meat is nearby. They prefer areas where they can hide easily but still stay close to food. Some reports suggest they nap behind dumpsters or under picnic tables, where no one expects a knife-related surprise.
There are terrifying rumors that Knifedogs eat people, but there is no proof yet to confirm this. So far, the only thing Knifedogs have been proven to hunt is steak.
In fact, there is confirmed evidence of a Knifedog attempting to sneak into a Texas Roadhouse, where it was caught staring through the window and drooling near the steak menu. Witnesses say it tried to enter quietly, but the knife appendage kept clanking against the door.
The Knifedog walks like a normal dog but must turn very carefully to avoid accidentally slicing objects—or furniture, or trees, or picnic tables. When it runs, the blade whistles through the air, making a sound that many people mistake for wind… until something nearby gets cut in half. Despite this, it is surprisingly gentle when it wants to be.
Its knife appendage never gets dull.
It can wag its tail happily while being extremely threatening.
It tries to sneak, but the knife makes this very difficult.
Trees in Knifedog areas often have mysterious clean cuts.
People usually run away before it does anything scary.
When sleeping, it curls up very carefully.
It has never successfully eaten at Texas Roadhouse… yet.