Moochameleon
Moochameleon
The Moochameleon has the basic shape of a cow but with smooth, color-changing skin like a chameleon. Its patterns can match anything around it, from hayfields to polka-dot curtains.
Moochameleons prefer to lounge in barns, meadows, or anywhere they can avoid chores by blending in with their surroundings.
They eat hay, dandelions, and especially love camouflage cake, a treat so well hidden, they sometimes forget they’re eating it.
Like most cows, they move slowly and casually. If someone says “work,” however, they disappear in a blink.
One legendary Moochameleon once hid in a polka-dotted curtain for three whole days before anyone noticed.