Lumpaslug
Embedded Files
Special Features
The Lumpaslug is a massive, hill-sized slug with a soft, doughy body and a faint buttery aroma. It often blends into the landscape, looking like a warm lump of mashed potatoes.
Habitat
These creatures rest in shady meadows and grassy hillsides, sometimes mistaken for small hills. They love quiet and cozy environments.
What It Eats
Lumpaslugs adore mashed potatoes, especially when topped with warm gravy. Some towns even leave out bowls of spuds as offerings.
How It Moves
Lumpaslugs move very slowly, about one inch per hour, leaving behind a thick, starchy slime trail that smells faintly of butter.
Fun Facts
One town crowned its local Lumpaslug “Best Parade Float” after it accidentally participated in a Thanksgiving parade by not moving at all.
Some towns now have a tradition to dress up lumpaslugs when celebrating holidays.
Google Sites
Report abuse