What Is It?

The Super Stapler is an ultra-powerful stapler that can staple as many staples as you tell it to—at the same time. Instead of pressing the stapler over and over, you simply choose a number, press once, and bam! all the staples go in perfectly together.

It is used for classrooms, offices, and anyone who is tired of stapling papers one staple at a time. Fun fact: If you ask it for just one staple, it gets a little offended—but still does its job.

History

The Super Stapler was invented by a young girl named Angie after she noticed how long it took to staple papers one by one with a regular stapler. One day, while stapling and feeling very impatient, she had a brilliant idea: What if a stapler could do all the staples at once?

Almost instantly (as legends say), the Super Stapler was born, changing the way papers were stapled forever.

Reviews

★★★★★

Jon K. – Dad of Three
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“I stapled 20 papers in one press and felt unstoppable. My regular stapler now just sits there, judging me.”

Ms. R. – Second Grade Teacher
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“I used this once and finished stapling before my students even sat down. I don’t know what to do with all this extra time.”

Gary L. – Office Worker
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“It works perfectly, but now my coworkers expect me to staple everything. Be careful who you tell.”

Jamie P. – Brave Tester
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“I told it to use 100 staples. It tried. We both learned something that day.”

Moira D. – Honest Student
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“Stapled my whole packet. Scared me instantly"

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