What Is It?

The Pre-Licked Lollipop™ is exactly what it sounds like: a delicious, glossy sphere of sugar that has already been lovingly licked—for you. No more awkward first licks or disappointing dry and sticky outer shells. Each Pre-Licked Lollipop is professionally pre-moistened to deliver that “mid-suck” flavor intensity right out of the wrapper. Whether you’re in a rush, have tongue fatigue, or want to avoid that awkward dry first lick, this is the treat for you. FDA-unapproved and socially confusing, it’s the candy revolution nobody asked for and even fewer dare to try.

It is a game-changing sweet treat for anyone who’s ever thought, “This would be better if someone had already started it for me.” Each lollipop comes expertly moistened—giving you that smooth, post-lick texture and burst of flavor from the very first taste. No more dry, tongue-sticking candy frustration. Just instant gratification, minus the work. They’re the only candies on the market with the slogan: “We took the first lick...so you don’t have to.”

History

The Pre-Licked Lollipop was invented by a brilliant and slightly sticky 7-year-old named Kyon, who became fed up with the same recurring disappointment: opening a lollipop, popping it in his mouth, and immediately getting tongue-glued to its bone-dry surface. “There’s got to be a better way,” he said one fateful afternoon, as he dramatically hurled a cherry lollipop into a bush.

And then it hit him—what if the lollipop was already licked?

Using a combination of science, determination, and just enough parental confusion, Kyon began developing a method to pre-lick lollipops and carefully rewrap them before resale. He set up shop beside his little sister’s lemonade stand, branding his side-hustle as “Kyon’s Pre-Licked Pops™”. At first, business was slow (due to a few perfectly reasonable hygiene questions), but word spread fast once kids realized they could skip the awkward dry start and jump straight into juicy satisfaction.

By summer’s end, Kyon had sold over 300 lollipops, and inspired a small but passionate movement. While health officials remain extremely confused, Kyon insists his invention is about one thing: making life a little sweeter, a little easier, and a lot more licked.

Reviews

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"I used to waste at least 7–10 seconds licking my lollipops before they were good. Now? I’m in flavor town immediately. Thank you, Kyon, for seeing a need and bravely licking it."

— BigSnackDaddy87

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"I bought one for my son and he loved it. I bought one for myself and loved it too. But now I lie awake at night wondering who licked it. Still… 4 stars. That’s some good cherry."

— ConcernedButImpressedMom

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"Most lollipops start out like licking a quartz crystal. Not these. From the moment it touches your mouth, it’s like your taste buds are sliding into a hot tub of flavor. I’d give 6 stars if I could."

— SoggySweetsFan

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"I like starting my own lollipops, thank you. I don’t need some kid doing the job for me. Also, mine had a bite taken out of it? Or was that the “lick”? Either way, hard pass."

— LolliPurist_71

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"Up here, food has to be practical. Efficient. Non-explosive. So when Mission Control sent up a shipment of Pre-Licked Lollipops™ as part of our morale pack, I nearly floated out of my socks. No unwrapping. No dry sugar flaking off into the ventilation system and triggering a space fire. Just pure, pre-moistened bliss—ready for immediate orbital enjoyment. One small lick for man, one giant suck for mankind. Kyon, if you ever want to be an astronaut—we’ve got a spot for you. Just bring more of these. Preferably grape."

— by Cmdr. Rayna “Rocket” Mendoza, ISS Crew Member

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