What Is It?

Stingy's Don’t Scream Shampoo is a special shampoo made by Stingy himself. It cleans hair like normal shampoo, but it is extra gentle so that it doesn’t sting your eyes at all—even if you accidentally get some in them. You can pour it, lather it, and rinse it without worrying about tears, yelling, or dramatic bathtub scenes.

It is used by kids, parents, and anyone who has ever shouted “IT’S IN MY EYES!” in the shower.

History

As a kid, Stingy noticed that regular shampoo made people (especially himself) scream, cry, and dramatically run out of the bathtub. He decided that was simply unacceptable.

So, when he got older, Stingy set out to make a shampoo that would be powerful enough to clean hair, but gentle enough to keep everyone calm—and that is how Stingy's Don’t Scream Shampoo was born.

Reviews

★★★★★

Jim - A Kid Who Wanted to Be Dramatic

⭐️

“I tried to fake a scream and the bubbles shushed me.”

Mr. S. – Drama King

⭐️⭐️

“I tried to scream on purpose. The shampoo did not allow it.”

Bobby B. – Kid Who Tested Everything

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“I poured it on my head, my dog, and a rubber duck. Nobody screamed.”

Stingy - Inventor
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“Mission Accomplished. No screaming allowed!"

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